Tag: funny
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Mouse Trap
To my dismay, a mouse has found a way into my humble abode. So, some traps have been set – but, no mice yet. However, looking on the bright side of things, I have managed to recover some loose change…
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Tale of a Painting
Earlier, a friend asked me: What sort of art have you been working on, lately? I replied that, yesterday, I did a painting of a naked lady: Everything was coming along fine – great flowing curves, colors and points of interest. Unexpectedly, however, she put her top back on and smeared the paint all over…
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Time for Change
Earlier, I stopped in at a nearby grocery store to shop for ingredients to make my world famous spaghetti. Well, it’s really only known locally – so, small world famous? Hmm… Whatever the case, Sriracha Sauce continues to be unavailable in the area. Oh, and I purchased some lottery tickets. As usual, I was second…
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A Clip of Comedy
Regarding lawn care, homeowners commonly experience procrastination. And that’s understandable, after all, as hours on the weekend represent more valuable time. By the same token, it’s also true that most people are happier with the appearance of well cared for yards. So, I’ve come up with a nifty solution for this dilemma by inventing a…
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A Stitch of Comedy
It was a comfortable three weeks beyond my annual ironing day when I discovered that one of my five shirts was missing a button. Steamed, I grudgingly set about to undertake the dreaded process of repair – finding time and a spare button, scissors, needle and thread. After what seemed like an eternity, I secured…
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A Sip of Comedy
Today, under the burden of inflation, everyone is trying to save money. In fact, I’ve gone as far as to stop washing my coffee cup! As a result, it’s become very stained. Yet, looking at the bright side of things, I’m now only making coffee half as often – every other day, I simply fill…
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An Irish Riddle
The Question Can you cite an example of a sentence which uses the word “and” consecutively, five times in a row? The Story In Dublin, Ireland, there was a pub known as the Bear And Boar. One morning, following a powerful storm, the sign from that establishment was found broken, scattered in shambles across the…
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If you don’t mind…
Enjoy this fun typographic design on a variety of cool products – tee shirts, mugs, etc. – available through my shop at Redbubble. Thanks, management.
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Comedy Quote
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov PHOTO CREDIT: modified photo from unsplash.com.
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Rooster In The Morning
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Use Your Head Disc Golf T-shirt
Somedays birdies can seem few and far between. However, if you use your head, you can wear a hat with chains and shoot well under par! This fun disc golf t-shirt is available in sizes Small through 3XL. Plain color t-shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester, while Charcoal Heather is 52%…