Tag: humor
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Poem
A connoisseur of cookiesPowdered sugar on her dressWith a glass of milk beside herShe’s both happy and a mess © 2026 Phil Perkins I Just Can’t Give You Up, by Average White Band (1974) – see lyrics here.
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Bracing a Boulder
A rock formation in a dense forest is supported by several wooden beams. The scene is surrounded by lush green foliage and a tree with carved initials. You can find prints available here. I appreciate your visit – thanks so much!
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It’s in the Mail
Actually, my new Sasquatch t-shirt arrived just the other day! Incognito sporting a pair of sunglasses in the backwood forests of the Pacific Northwest, a relative of the Yeti – the North American Sasquatch – enjoys the peace and quiet of his nomadic life among trees. At 6′ 1″ tall and weighing 225 lbs., I’m…
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Mouse Trap
To my dismay, a mouse has found a way into my humble abode. So, some traps have been set – but, no mice yet. However, looking on the bright side of things, I have managed to recover some loose change…
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Poem in Response
Having read “Double D’s on Fun Fri-Yay: Tag Your Way to Sunshine“, written by my dear friend, the very talented and always beautiful Poetess, Cindy Georgakas – wherein she expresses gratitude to Dawn Pisturino and Kym Gordon Moore, as well as mentioning her breasts – I was inspired to write this poem in response… Oh,…
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Tables and Chairs
Pleased to find an open table at a local cafe on the lake, I wondered why no other people were present? Well, in short order I learned – despite a wonderful setting, the only item on the menu being served for lunch that day was mutton. Having not phoned in advance, I felt somewhat sheepish…
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Poem
As a robot constructed of simple wires and gears during the 1960’s, it isn’t easy standing out in today’s technologically sophisticated world. And now, more than ever, with the introduction of artificial intelligence, an old-school robot really needs to pull out all the stops in order to make an impression… My ride has arrivedIt’s time,…
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Bear in Santa Suit
A bear donning Santa’s Christmas garb and sack of goodies accidentally stepped into a 1980’s graphics software program, with no escape button as a backdoor out. As a result of such circumstances, I’m now anticipating a Sony Walkman for Christmas! lol Be that as it may, you may find some really cool stuff when visiting…
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Leaving Footprints
On a humorous note, we’ve all seen the images of people wearing oversized makeshift-feet in the wild, where they attempt to fool others that they’ve spotted footprints as evidence of Bigfoot. Well, in this design, it’s just the opposite – here, Bigfoot is leaving oversized footprints of humans, hahaha. Prints, gifts and apparel items are…
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Poem
Full, overheadA moon of cheeseWith hungry miceAnd leafless trees The only wayFrom here to thereA mountain peak– climb if you dare Or, stay belowAnd dream tonightForage for foodCome morning light Yours is the daySeize it at willExpect challengeEngage with skill © 2024 Phil Perkins Tin Man, by America (1974) – see lyrics here.
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Shredded Paper
This close-up, black and white photography of shredded paper includes a fun reminder. And, although no copies are available, you can find prints in my gallery. Thanks so much for visiting!
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Sun Fish
Sometimes, it’s difficult to know when you’ve had too much sun. Other times, not so much. The good news is that you can keep cool when you visit the following shops, to purchase my graphic art on a variety of products… Hope to see you soon!